Top Ten New Names for (C)M's Beloved Cleveland MLB Club

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Well, it seems that (C)M's beloved Cleveland Baseball Club is now in the same phase as the Washington NFL franchise: in a "review" to "determine the best path forward" for its long-time name

Therefore (C)M must conduct the same exercise as he did with that other team.

Ergo:
 
Top Ten Nicknames for the Cleveland Baseball Club:
 
10.       The Heart-Rending Gut-Wrenching Disappointments
 
9.         The Seven-Decade Droughters (will need updating every 10 years)
 
8.         The Cy Young Traders
 
7.         The Farm Team to MLB
 
6.         The True Mistakes-on-the-Lake
 
5.         The Ballpark-Mustard-Is-Better-Than-The-Team-ers
 
4.         The I-Can’t-Watch-Any-More-of-This-ers
 
3.         The At-Our-Usual-Rate-We’ll-Be-Back-in-the-Series-in-2036-and-
            Lose-Again-in-Game 7-in-Extra-Innings-ers
 
2.         The When-Will-the-Dolans-Sell-Already?-ers
     
(Were those maybe a little long?)
 
1.     As (C)M suggested the other day, “The Maestros.”

After the world-class orchestra, of course. But again, it does have a certain ring to it.