Donald so blue
Come send a Tweet Corona’s still raging The mob’s in the street. Where is the POTUS so boisterous and loud? He’s out there in Tulsa Up-stirring a crowd. *** Hickory dicker, TikTok. Pranksters filled ticket blocks. When Tricky Dick’s Folks pulled such tricks They ended in the dock. *** Twinkle, twinkle little CHAZ How I wonder what you is. Street fest? Nation? Living free? Or just simple anarchy? Twinkle, twinkle little CHAZ How I wonder what you is. Twinkle, twinkle little CHAZ Who will kick you in the a$$? We all know how this must end Thugs removed and in the pen. Twinkle, twinkle little CHAZ Who will kick you in the a$$? *** BLM Framers, now so famous How does your movement grow? With protest wails Molotov cocktails And corporate gifts all in a row. *** Ding dong bell Who’s still doing well? All that is said Is how many are dead. What a naughty media there: New case counts keep the public scared That’s trying to go back to work. Got to keep up the ratings -- jerks. *** Old DA Howard Went out as a blowhard To throw Black Lives Matters a bone But when he got there His ev’dence was bare And so for a case he had none. He went for the max charge To buy himself cred But when he got back His poor case was still dead. He went out to dish And presented some tripe. But law experts wonder What might be in his pipe. He went to the press Ere the probe did begin But before he was finished All eyes were on him. He’s in a “tight runoff” And under the lights. Seems the real question is Who will read him his rights? He showed off some photos Claims the cop gave a kick But that very day Blue was calling in sick. The press gave him court'sy The DA took a bow. The police will say “no mas.” And the people, just “wow.” Comments are closed.
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