Mother Goose Brings You The News ... in Rhyme

Donald so blue
Come send a Tweet
Corona’s still raging
The mob’s in the street.
Where is the POTUS so boisterous and loud?
He’s out there in Tulsa 
Up-stirring a crowd.
 
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Hickory dicker, TikTok.
Pranksters filled ticket blocks.
When Tricky Dick’s 
Folks pulled such tricks
They ended in the dock.
 
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Twinkle, twinkle little CHAZ
How I wonder what you is.
Street fest? Nation? Living free?
Or just simple anarchy?
Twinkle, twinkle little CHAZ
How I wonder what you is.
 
Twinkle, twinkle little CHAZ
Who will kick you in the a$$?
We all know how this must end
Thugs removed and in the pen.
Twinkle, twinkle little CHAZ
Who will kick you in the a$$?
 
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BLM Framers, now so famous
How does your movement grow?
With protest wails
Molotov cocktails
And corporate gifts all in a row. 
  
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Ding dong bell
Who’s still doing well?
All that is said
Is how many are dead.
What a naughty media there:
New case counts keep the public scared
That’s trying to go back to work.
Got to keep up the ratings -- jerks.
 
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Old DA Howard
Went out as a blowhard
To throw Black Lives Matters a bone
But when he got there
His ev’dence was bare
And so for a case he had none.
 
He went for the max charge 
To buy himself cred
But when he got back
His poor case was still dead.
 
He went out to dish
And presented some tripe.
But law experts wonder
What might be in his pipe.
 
He went to the press
Ere the probe did begin
But before he was finished
All eyes were on him.
 
He’s in a “tight runoff”
And under the lights.
Seems the real question is
Who will read him his rights?
 
He showed off some photos
Claims the cop gave a kick
But that very day
Blue was calling in sick.
 
The press gave him court'sy
The DA took a bow.
The police will say “no mas.”
And the people, just “wow.”