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The (Conservative) Maestro
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In Which (C)M Expresses Utter Astonishment Over a Trump Appointee’s Opinion on the Civil Rights Act and “Sex”(apologies, sort of, to John Lennon)

6/15/2020

 
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(From the utterly gobsmacking opinion by Donald Trump Supreme Court appointee Neil Gorsuch in Bostock v. Clayton County ruling that the protections of the Civil Rights Act extend to a man who wanted to dress as a woman while dealing with grieving families at a funeral home:)
 
(“Those who adopted the Civil Rights Act might not have anticipated their work would lead to this particular result.  [EDITOR'S NOTE: Ya THINK??!!!]

"Likely, they weren't thinking about many of the Act's consequences that have become apparent over the years…. But the limits of the drafters' imagination supply no reason to ignore the law's demands.”)

 
To the tune of “Imagine:”
 
Imagine you’re a Justice
It’s easy if you try.
No law unchanging
The limit is the sky.
 
Imagine all the people
Fearing each new day.
 
Uh-OH-oh-oh-oh.
 
Imagine lots of sexes.
Way, way more than two.
Trying to run a business.
Now every sort can sue.
 
Imagine all your people
Living life as freaks.
 
No-OH-oh-oh-oh.
 
You may say I’m a screamer,
But I'm not the only one
If courts “imagine” brand new meanings
Our America is truly done.
 
Imagine a secession
I wonder if you can.
No need to push Truth under
A man will be a man.
Imagine no more people
Scaring all the world... 
 
Whew-ooh- ooh-ooh-ooh.
 
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
Else America is truly done.
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