Biden-Harris Campaign Introduces New Universally Applicable Slogan: "It's Trump's Fault!"

Headline: “Biden pins school reopening chaos on Trump” (Politico)

Headline: “Biden criticizes violence while blaming Trump for fomenting it” (The Hill)

(C)M has learned from internal sources that the Biden-Harris campaign and other Democrats intend to build on their recent strategy of blaming nearly every concern facing America – including those caused by left-wing groups associated with and promoted by Democrats over many decades and opposed by the current administration – on Donald Trump.

Among the calamities the Democrats intend to pin on The President in consolidating their entire platform behind their new slogan, “It’s Trump’s Fault:”

• The continuing economic downturn from the coronavirus shutdowns, prosecuted most vigorously in Democratic-run states (oh, wait: that already happened!)
• Covid’s ravaging of New York City and nursing home deaths in New York, where Trump had emergency hospitals built, dispatched massive aid and sent a medical ship (oh, wait: that already happened!)
• The removal of US Postal Service boxes, that started under the Obama Administration, to fix the November election (oh, wait: that already happened!)
• The failures of Obamacare, which Trump has tried to bring to heel (oh, wait: that already happened!)
• Any problem that may arise with a COVID vaccine brought to market in record time (states not ready, not really effective, adverse side effects) – because Trump either rushed the process, was too slow to act, or didn’t provide enough resources (get back to us on that one – they haven’t figured out quite yet what he will have done wrong)
• The California blackouts caused by Green New Deal-type policies – don’tcha know, Trump favors dirty fossil fuel industries which produce reliable power
• The global oil and natural gas glut that, along with the push to renewals and the economic downturn, is driving down prices and shuttering fields – see above
• The destruction in Louisiana and Texas from Hurricane Laura – after all, all weather devastation that happens during Republican administrations since Katrina reflects the president’s failures to act
• The poisoning of Alexey Navalny – everyone knows Trump, who dramatically stepped up sanctions on Russia and funded weapons to Ukraine, is a Putin stooge
• Huge trade deficits with China – that “xenophobe,” who imposed tariffs and sanctions, can’t make a deal with them
• Closings of and massive losses at brick-and-mortar retail outlets across the country – Trump, who has stood up to the Amazon monolith that is ravaging retail, won’t mandate masks (even though Biden now admits he can’t either)
• Untrammeled illegal immigration – doggone it, by enforcing immigration laws, Trump has forced more immigrants to break the law to come here
• Nancy Pelosi’s illegal hair appointment – obviously Trump supporters set her up
• Declining ratings for network television – the President has obviously convinced people to watch Fox News and OAN
• Plummeting followings of professional sports leagues –  that racist Trump attacked them for disrespecting the flag (and all Americans)
• The World Champion Washington Nationals falling to the cellar – he got booed in their park during the World Series, so surely somehow he made it happen
• The cosmic shockwaves that just hit Earth from the collision of two black holes seven billion years ago – well, because if it happened in the last four years anywhere in the universe, “It’s Trump’s Fault!”