The Conservative Maestro Yeah, I wrote that. And I meant it.
So why "The (Conservative) Maestro?" Because "Maestro" sounds like his name. And because he's conservative. Got it?
Your (Conservative) Maestro has been putting words into other people's mouths -- as a speechwriter, communications strategist and crisis counselor -- for four decades. Not to mention contributing commentary and satire to other sites for a dozen years or so.
Now it's his turn. Grab your hat, fasten your seatbelts, and leave your political correctness at the curb.